Chocolate Creepy

"Why do they call it roofies? You always end up on the Floor"

"Yeah they should have called it Floories..."

This picture screams creep... All I pick up is hey dude, way to funnel alcohol down her throat to get lucky. But hey alcohol is a great wingman for a dude with no game. Aside from his obvious creepiness at the bar, how fucked up is this Jerry? He's either 69% asian or just high as balls... The truth? your guess is as good as ours...

MMMMM camera

Hey back off you creep, the camera isnt edible. Unfortunately for the three attractive people in the foreground, there is a creeper in the background, salivating as if the photo being taken was made out of pie (pumpkin maybe?).

Background Creep is back, Lets do this...

Agua

Oh to be the younger child... always being 2nd best, never good enough for full camera time. Take a look at this selfish older sister, stealing the photo and making sure that the attention is on her. Little does she know that her younger sister is not only planning a sneak attack on her under the water like a crazy spider monkey... underwater crazy spider monkey of course, but she is also creeping in the photo. Thus making sure that because she lost the battle, she will not lose the war.

Creep on you young creeper. The force is strong with this one...

Hot Tub

"It must be some kind of... Hot Tub Creep Machine...."

Oh what cute lovebirds hangin out in the hot tub, relaxing, having a good time. Oh what's? this a camera? why not capture this glorious moment forever? *Click* aww what a sweet photo. Oh wait... no its not because of the duo of creeps chilling in the background absolutely making a sweet picture into a ruined catastrophe.

But hey, the water looks nice...

Yellow School Bus

Gotta love the good ol' school bus. Whats better than getting up early, walking to the nearest bus stop where the hoards of other students gather to wait for the transit to school. For some reason some kid took their moms camera to school and decided to snap off a couple shots on the way to school. Look at the solid creeper in the background, lurking over the seats and ruining a picture. Great work young gun...

Oh public transportation, what a great way to claim and endure a great adventure. Of course you will come across some great characters such as this big guy, totally "out of this world". Passed out in the back of the bus he is just trying to get some sleep and catch some zzz's. Kind of creepy that you can just pass out on a public bus.

Day Dreaming...

You would think at a popular art exhibit opening that everyones attention would be in full. No way would you think that people would zone out as the speaker rambles on about the art piece you worked so hard on. Unfortunately you would be wrong, clearly people done care what goes down, when they want to zone out... they will not be tuned in...
solid picture you creep

Hey Bud

I mean some people head to the outdoors to catch some fresh air after being cooped up inside all day. However there is a certain breed of creeps who head outside to gaze upon the glorious feminine inhabitants, such as this young lad. Little do they know that someone is locked onto every move they do, examining their actions from afar, and without cover. Creepily staring is not only harmful to the environment but it also takes away world peace. Yea Creeping is that powerful. Creep on you stud.

Homeless

Dude, when you creep on some innocent college girls, thats weird. Take it from this guy who made it quite clear hes weird when he hopped in on a picture. His eyes glowing from the flash makes it even worse as the glare catches your eyes before anything else. Its obvious that this man was kicked out of his house because his creeper level broke the scales... Dude, stop being so creepy and get out of pictures...

Distraction

What a perfect example of a distraction/lead block. Here we not only have four eyes veering off to the right distracting the cameraman and in turn the people in the picture but we also have a ginger in the back left coming out from the dark corner from which he was lurking. Clearly he is trying to steal some souls at this party.

here we have another classic ginger video, feel free to laugh hysterically...



perfect...

Creepy Realty

You've saved up for years to finally buy yourself your own house and move out of your parent's basement. You and your girlfriend are planning to procreate and look for an extra room or two to serve as a nursery. You glance at the local section of your newspaper to see the open houses. Unfortunately there is only one and it is the picture above. Sure its an elegant 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom get up but when your new home comes equipped with a creepy ghost spirit.... its time to bounce. Maybe the basement isnt so bad afterall... Creep on creepy girl

Slasher Creep

Its your birthday and you are really excited to have all of your friends come over to celebrate. All of your best friends brought gifts and everyone is looking forward to the opening of the presents and eating the delectable treats that the birthday girl loves. Unfortunately the jealous stalker wasn't invited (what a shocker) and he is really jealously hurt by this. So instead of drowning his emotions in a bowl of rocky road ice cream, he chooses a different path.... killing the birthday girl. In this picture we see him outside right before he "makes his move"...

creep on you creeper